March 2012
2 tags
Millie: Oh, wait a minute, don't tell me who you are.
John: No, I'm not.
Millie: Oh, you are.
John: I'm not.
Millie: Oh, you are, I know you are.
John: I'm not, no.
Millie: You look just like him.
John: Do I? You're the first one that's said that ever.
Millie: [motions to the mirror] Yes, you do. Look.
John: No, my eyes are lighter. The nose.
Millie: Oh, your nose is very.
John: Is it?
Millie: I would have said so.
John: Oh, you know him better, though.
Millie: I do not! He's only a casual acquaintance.
John: That's what you say.
Millie: What have you heard?
John: [leans in, lowers his voice] It's all over the place.
Millie: Is it? Is it really?
John: Mmm, but I wouldn't have it. I stuck up for you.
Millie: I knew I could rely on you.
John: Thanks.
Millie: [puts on her glasses] You don't look like him at all.
[John walks away, pouting]
John: [to himself] She looks more like him than I do.
PASSING THIS SHOULD BE A PREREQUISITE BEFORE GETTING INVOLVED WITH HEATED ARGUMENTS ON TUMBLR
OMG I WON
“Many people are so imprisoned in their minds that the beauty of nature does not...”
– Eckhart Tolle (via moreofamore)
February 2012
dickcat:
One week Bruce wanted the oven to be his bed
One week later, he thought it would look good if he knocked a magnum size bottle of wine off the top of the fridge on to the oven.
My cat is a dick.
Via Alta
I just want
dcannn:
to pet all the cats in all the world.
That sad moment when the garbage goes out more...
mysterioustatic:
Forget dream casting. Let's just replace everyone...
chroniclesofpanem:
Catniss Everdeen:
Peeta Mellarkitty:
Gale Pawthorne:
Caesar Lickerman:
Cato:
Primrose Litterdeen:
Haymeow Abernathy:
“Database Clusters”
– David Karp (via what-is-this-i-dont-even)
Watcheverythingwasburritos:
anotherstupidgirlontheinternet:
What’s happening tonight?
what the fuck
omg im crying
emryses:
it’s sleeting hard enough to set off car alarms and people are screaming outside wheeeee
That sounds like so much fun I wanna go
